Craigslist Guy Sells Engagement Ring Once Worn By 'Satan Herself'

[Team Sergeant]

I call bullshit as I actually possess that ring......




Guy Sells Engagement Ring Once Worn By 'Satan Herself'

For sale I have a 1.5ct total weight engagement ring set in 14K white gold. The ring is in like new condition, only worn for a short period of time by Satan herself. Comes with the original box. Very pretty ring with a lower setting so the diamonds won't snag on everything. Diamonds along the sides and in the channel setting show off light from all sides. Originally purchased from Littman's for a sum of money far greater than I am comfortable admitting.

Warning: ring may be cursed as it tends to leave a path of destruction behind it. Possible events associated with this ring include but are not limited to: damage sustained to house, vehicle, heart, downed powerlines, fallen trees, and swarms of locus. I would highly recommend taking action to counter the whirlwind of bad mojo that surround this piece of jewelry. Should consider having curse removed by voodoo priest or something before presenting to loved one. Other than that a very nice piece of jewelry.

Looking to sell this soon before it brings any more bad luck into my life and I'd rather have cash. If not sold by Christmas I plan to throw it into the fires of Mordor.


Location: Pocono
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4210925687 Posted: 11 days ago email to a friend

http://scranton.craigslist.org/jwl/4210925687.html

[MR2]

I suspect this Satan gal has been making the rounds for a long time now...

[mojaveman]

I had a few items that were owned by Satan Herself but after I broke up with her I threw them away.

[Oldrotorhead]

Satan Herself left a path of damage, but took money and property. The only thing I got back was a 1900s table from a ( Holy) Bar with a cast iron base and a rock maple top. Guess she didn't know what was important. The bar table has much more charicter than she had.