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Old 10-29-2013, 12:26   #1
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Britney Spears joins fight against Somali pirates

Britney Spears music is being used to scare off Somali pirates.

If I were Captain of the ship? I'd probably play "Hair of the dog" by Nazereth as loudly as possible over and over.


http://blogs.marketwatch.com/themarg...omali-pirates/

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Old 10-29-2013, 13:06   #2
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They should add Britni's Toxic to their playlist, along with What Does the Fox say...I added the link for you below. Warning, it will make you crazy...

http://http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=...%3DjofNR_WkoCE
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Old 10-29-2013, 13:24   #3
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“Baby One More Time” and “Oops! I Did it Again” are reportedly most effective.

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Old 11-03-2013, 16:59   #4
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I would also add: Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
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Old 11-03-2013, 17:08   #5
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Here are 5 other songs being used to torture people, according to Time:

“I Love You” by Barney the Dinosaur
“Panama” by Van Halen
“The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem
“Copacabana” by Barry Manilow
“Born in the U.S.A.” by Bruce Springsteen
I'm surprised Kenny G didn't make the list
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Old 11-03-2013, 18:33   #6
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ACDC, "Thunder...." Well, my DCC cheerleaders practice to it, and it is very catchy!

In any case, have heard that some high speed guys like it jumping out of airplanes...over water...at night??

Now THAT is Cool! .

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Old 11-03-2013, 20:45   #7
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Skip these warning shots.

Lawrence Welk.

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Old 11-04-2013, 09:31   #8
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I would go with "Love Shack." It has to be one of the worst songs ever.
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