10-25-2013, 18:05
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Location: Midwest
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obamacare enrollment packet
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:
· An aspirin and a band-aid
· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
· A 'Tax the Rich' banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass
Everything was made in China and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
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10-26-2013, 21:38
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All the drama with obamacare...
the way they stealthily slid it past low information voters...
the political deftness to position everything...
and now comes...
THE LAUNCH!
Kinda reminds me of this video...
http://youtu.be/Awf45u6zrP0
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10-27-2013, 09:28
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SNL skewers the obamacare launch.
(embedded in the article)
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/...thcaregov.html
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10-27-2013, 22:49
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ObamaCare launch
I like this one better. (Talk about crashed and burned!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVeFkakURXM
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10-28-2013, 12:05
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Act Now!
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10-29-2013, 21:56
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Help desk for the exchanges:
http://youtu.be/5braVaanAMQ
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10-30-2013, 02:12
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Accidental post...
Last edited by JHD; 10-30-2013 at 02:28.
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11-01-2013, 21:52
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Socialists.
They find your lack of faith disturbing.
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11-09-2013, 00:35
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On Obamacare... This one's for you, Trapper!
AMA Insight, No matter which side you are on. The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it; but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it; but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing; and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward; but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the Washington assholes.
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11-09-2013, 20:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gypsy
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:
· An aspirin and a band-aid
· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
· A 'Tax the Rich' banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass
Everything was made in China and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
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Mine came, "Postage due".
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