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Old 11-18-2004, 19:00   #1
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Negotiating with terrorists

One day you might find a need to put down your weapon and talk to as Arab terrorist. With a lot of research, I have compiled a list of important terms you'll need to know to carry on a conversation with said terrorist. What follows is a list of terms you will likely find most usefull in your disscussions.

As usual, the American male will start off with a question . . .

El Khara Dah? - What is this shit?

Followed by an expression of his true feelings . . .
Kul khara we moot - Eat shit and die

Elif air ab tizak - A thousand dicks in your ass
Reh tak khara - You smell like shit
El hass hasawee - Lick my bollocks
Bit tifi wela bit tibla'ee? - Do you spit or swollow?
Aneekak - Fuck you
Kol ayre wle - Shut up, fuck off
Bizzaz immak ala amood - Your mom's tits are on a pole

And to end that eventfull conversation . . .

Ikhlassy akhrasi ya sharmoot wa iftahy khashmik - Shut up man-bitch and open your mouth

If you'd like to see a more comprehensive list, click here.
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Old 11-18-2004, 21:09   #2
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Do we have one for "Say hi to Hitler for me"?

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