11-17-2004, 04:05
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Damn! This is important!
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11-17-2004, 06:16
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I have always wondered just who has the original picture of the Virgin Mary against which all these folks are claiming to have seen a various likeness in everything from grease stains to window reflections. Was their somekind of yearbook from her early days in school, a newpaper clipping, perhaps a papyrus pen and ink sketch by some egyptian artist? Just a thought 
Jack Moroney-yeah, yeah, yeah I know, you all think I'm going to hell for this one but been there done that-you don't know my relatives.
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11-17-2004, 08:16
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What self-respecting holy being would put their face on a grilled cheese sandwhich? Maybe this is the Virgin Mary's way of saying "eat me".
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11-17-2004, 09:12
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Originally Posted by Jo Sul
Maybe this is the Virgin Mary's way of saying "eat me".
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LOL
One of my techs/assistants was just walking by my office when I read this. I had started laughing out loud so she decided to investigate... she is catholic. She asked what was so funny. I let her read it...
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell. 
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11-17-2004, 09:26
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Originally Posted by Sacamuelas
LOL
One of my techs/assistants was just walking by my office when I read this. I had started laughing out loud so she decided to investigate... she is catholic. She asked what was so funny. I let her read it...
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell.
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Wow, she has no sense of humor!
My wife and I are Catholic (our son is in Catholic School) and we were laughing our asses off about how gullible some people can be. 
Maybe you should get her a copy of Dogma???
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11-17-2004, 09:50
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Originally Posted by Sacamuelas
LOL
One of my techs/assistants was just walking by my office when I read this. I had started laughing out loud so she decided to investigate... she is catholic. She asked what was so funny. I let her read it...
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell.
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So you get in trouble at work too?
Jack, I'll go to my mother in laws and see if she has the picture your looking for in any of her old newspapers.
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11-17-2004, 10:04
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How much do you think I could sell a pair of underwear for that has a skidmark that looks like John Kerry???
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11-17-2004, 10:17
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Damn it! I knew my virgin Mary Panini idea would eventually catch on. I kick myself for underestimating their value. I need to fix the umbrella and get my grilled cheese cart out to the corner.
I'll sell em fresh. No need to wait 10 years get em hot and runny.
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11-17-2004, 10:36
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Maybe you should get her a copy of Dogma??? |
My Dogma got run over by my Karma.
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11-17-2004, 10:52
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This needs to be in the proper forum.....
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11-17-2004, 10:53
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Originally Posted by Sacamuelas
She didn't laugh. I believe the jist of her words were that you and I (for laughing) were going to hell.
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I suggest you play some nice music for her to make her feel better. May I suggest the song "Catholic Girls" by Frank Zappa, from the "Joe's Garage" album?
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11-17-2004, 12:02
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Originally Posted by brewmonkey
Wow, she has no sense of humor!
My wife and I are Catholic (our son is in Catholic School) and we were laughing our asses off about how gullible some people can be.
Maybe you should get her a copy of Dogma??? |
As a 'recovering' Catholic may I say....I LOVE that movie!
Jo Sul...your comment is a classic.
Guess we're all going to hell, see you on the way down Saca....
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11-17-2004, 12:29
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I suggest you play some nice music for her to make her feel better. May I suggest the song "Catholic Girls" by Frank Zappa, from the "Joe's Garage" album?
Too funny. How about renting "Kentucky Fried Movie" and forward to the skit "Catholic high school girls in trouble".
God I love being Catholic! Laugh at your guilt everyone!!!! 
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11-17-2004, 18:32
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I've been told I "just have to rent" KFM. Of course I was almost expelled from my Catholic school in the 8th grade, can't imagine what would have happened in HS.
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11-17-2004, 21:23
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Originally Posted by Gypsy
I've been told I "just have to rent" KFM. Of course I was almost expelled from my Catholic school in the 8th grade, can't imagine what would have happened in HS.
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How come all the bad kids are Catholic?
I couldn't possibly imagine our Gypsy getting in trouble for anything.
Born and raised the same here too.
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