11-16-2004, 16:45
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Man sets self afire outside White House
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/15/man.afire/index.html
"Another witness near the scene heard the unidentified man yelling in Arabic, "God is great," several times. And several witnesses said a bag the man was carrying started burning, pouring out thick black smoke that enveloped him."
Note to Terrorists, nutbags, and Libs.... I will happily buy the $2.00/gallon gas for you- PM ME for info. 
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11-16-2004, 16:56
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In a related story, the White House has announced they will place a gas pump outside the guard post. Gas will be half price for all Islamic terrorists and protestors.
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11-16-2004, 17:32
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ALRIGHT!! A new modern version of the "Buhdist BBQ". 
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11-16-2004, 17:52
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Lmao!
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
In a related story, the White House has announced they will place a gas pump outside the guard post. Gas will be half price for all Islamic terrorists and protestors.
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They oughta sell FUGAS. A lot harder to put out.
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11-17-2004, 08:00
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OH NO!!! Its a fearsome new terrorist tactic called "suicide barbequing".
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11-17-2004, 08:36
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Not just any jihadist lunatic, nope a 100% confidential informant/witness for the FBI (Famous But Incompetent) set to testify against a cleric in a very big upcoming venue.
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11-18-2004, 12:38
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
In a related story, the White House has announced they will place a gas pump outside the guard post. Gas will be half price for all Islamic terrorists and protestors.
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Concur.
Since it is not for highway use, sell it without the taxes.
Did anyone think to bring hot dogs (pork, of course) and marshmallows to the party?
TR
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11-18-2004, 13:43
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I'd skip trying to cook food--they tend to get that nasty Jihadi taste from the fire. 
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11-18-2004, 14:00
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I'd skip trying to cook food--they tend to get that nasty Jihadi taste from the fire. |
Yeah, but the pork hotdog drippings and flaming marshmallows make a delightful glaze for the Jihadi.
TR
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11-18-2004, 14:32
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Yeah, but the pork hotdog drippings and flaming marshmallows make a delightful glaze for the Jihadi.
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Shouldn't this thread be moved to the Gourmet section?
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11-23-2004, 18:42
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LMAO - how did I miss this? It's so funny, it's going in the comedy forum!
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