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Texas Sherriff Aptitude Test
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and
fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap
tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where
he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas
Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief
Deputy finally called him into his office for the
young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid
and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications
all look good, but we have, what you might call, an
"Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before
you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry
our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo
across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol
and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers,
six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
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