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Old 08-25-2013, 09:41   #1
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Are You a Pilot

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, ‘I thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian!

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Old 08-26-2013, 12:19   #2
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Guess that makes me one too. Along with a new appreciation for polka music...
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Old 08-26-2013, 17:21   #3
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And an appreciation for Ferarri's

First, here's what it looks like:

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...1&d=1377558775

And here is what it will do...

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...1&d=1377558883

in 3.3 seconds
Any more questions ?
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