10 Sep 2012
Bill: "Did you pass along that late-published copy of the CDC study I commissioned? You know, the one that came out - which I stifled till after we'd left - that indicated no correlation between more gun control and any decline in violence?"
Hillary: "No, it completely slipped my mind; besides it hadn't been fully staffed with sign-off on all the talking points."
Bill: "It was already published! I gave it to you last night; he might need that. Will you at least have a courier run it over?
Hillary: "Hey! I just took a sleeping pill. Besides, it's his show and no one around here's been taking 3:00 a.m. calls anyway. What, at this point, does it matter?"
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The coin paid to enforce words on parchment is blood; tyrants will not be stopped with anything less dear. - QP Peregrino
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