A Real Campaign Plan to Bring to an End the Gravest Threat to Our Nation

[bailaviborita]

A Real Campaign Plan to Bring to an End the Gravest Threat to Our Nation


Introduction

It has now been well-documented that the U.S. military has come to a point of crisis(1) . Women are being murdered and all because of the military’s “rape culture”(2) . This has degraded our nation’s security to the point that combating sexual assault is now the number one priority of the nation’s defense establishment(3) . 19,000 people have been assaulted- most of them men- in the last year: and those are only the ones who are brave enough to admit these assaults(4) . By extrapolation it is expected the real numbers total closer to 100,000(5) . This means fully 1 in 5 service members have been brutally raped and many of them have been murdered (which means the numbers could be higher- since the dead ones could not respond to the survey). This is unacceptable and must be countered immediately.

So far, however, the military efforts have resulted in “more of the same”. Service members have undergone more Sexual Harassment training than normal. Maxim magazines and Sports Illustrated magazines have been confiscated. More complaints have been filed and encouraged and more have been acted upon. But this only fights the symptoms. Much more needs to be done to combat this incipient threat to our national security- in fact, to the world’s security(6) . What is needed is a complex plan of action aimed at the source of our nation’s- and the world’s- present crisis situation. That source, of course, is the separation of the genders within the human race. Once all humans become genderless- a scientific goal within our reach in the long-term- there will be no more sexual assault(7) . In the interim, however, there are plenty of worthy objectives to aim for that will assist in cutting down the number of harassment and rape-influenced murders within our military.

Fighting the secondary source

Prior to reaching the ultimate source, we must aim our efforts at the secondary source. This source, of course, is the male-dominated, heterosexual military culture. This culture is defined as one of hyper-masculinity. It is characterized by things such as muscle cars, trucks, motorcycles, guns, hunting, the appreciation of female beauty, sports, football, Ultimate Fighting, Mixed Martial Arts, action movies, car racing, military history, topics related to war, strong family bonds, traditional values, independent thought, distrust of authority, and self-dependence. In small groups of men these characteristics sometimes manifest themselves in things like talking about cars, going to a shooting range, hunting, talking about women, looking at women, looking at pictures of women, objectifying certain types of women (and men)(8) in a good way- others in a negative way, fighting, playing sports, watching sports, watching action movies, watching car racing, racing cars, reading military history, watching things related to or reading about war, attempting to raise a strong family, avoiding crime and drugs, disregarding the conventional wisdom of the day or whatever the mainstream press is spouting, resisting growth in government, and working to make life better as opposed to expecting a handout. The first line of effort must be to break this culture.

The first line of effort should be made up of three courses of action. The first is to use mainstream media to make it more acceptable for women to be strong, physically capable, independent, and- in essence: like men. The second is to discourage men from being, well, like men. The third is to actively support these efforts within the military. Commanders should be forced to confiscate Maxim magazines and the like. Sexual harassment should be defined as sexual innuendo and this should be eradicated by prosecuting anything that could be offensive (not anything that actually is)- BEFORE it becomes offensive. And sexual assault should be prosecuted even when there is no evidence. In addition, the military must make the armed forces a “friendly” place for females and homosexuals. Only in this way will the “hyper-masculine” culture of the military be ended once and for all. Homosexuals must be held up as heroes and women should be given special treatment(9) .

Tertiary sources

There are, however, more things the military can do to make a dent in sexual assault and rape-motivated homicide. The military must destroy the popular culture. Overseas this means carrying out drone attacks and special operations raids on Indian or Brazilian men who attack women on buses. In Japan, U.S. soldiers should be deployed in the subway and physically assault men who grope women. And in Europe, special operations forces should conduct sabotage operations on sex shops.

Closer to home, however, the U.S. military should launch raids to kill or capture singers and movie stars who perpetuate sexual objectification. Singers like Robin Thicke- who has the most popular song as of this writing in the world- should be taken out by multiple snipers and attack dogs. Rappers like Snoop Doggy Dogg- who has produced porn movies- should be tied to a 9/11 Army post security fence and cut in half with a torch or chainsaw by a SOF breaching team. Movie stars like Brad Pitt should be targeted by drones firing multiple Hell-fire missiles by refusing to partner with regular-looking girls and instead objectifying women by hooking up with hotties. This direct action would, just like it has done in Afghanistan, change the popular culture. The U.S. would go from a hyper-masculine culture wherein for the most part men are in charge to one wherein women or effeminate homosexuals would rule.

Lastly

The Last thing that the military can do to combat sexual assault and rape-inspired murder is to allow women into combat arms(10). The reason men don’t respect women is that they are not allowed to be in combat arms. Combat arms troops' main mission is to seek, close with, and kill the enemy. If women could be blood-thirsty and super-strong- just like their Hollywood-inspired heroines like Uma Thurman, Kiera Knightley and Angelina Jolie- then men would respect all women and stop sexually assaulting them. Even if women cannot be as strong- if they are in combat arms they would be viewed as strong, and thus less likely to be assaulted. Even if there were only one woman in every lowest level combat arms formation, that one woman- living with those half a dozen or so men- sleeping with them, sharing showers, sweating with them and on them, drinking and partying with them, and sharing lovers with them- this would obviously lead to less sexual harassment (and thus less homicide). There can be nothing but good coming from this.

Conclusion

Men are really the source of the greatest threat this world- heck, this universe- has ever faced. Global Warming- inspired by rich, greedy, and heterosexual men- has led to the U.S. military being overrun by serial rapists. This can be stopped if everyone was turned into genderless humans(11) . In the interim, we must change the military to be an organization that discourages men from being men and encourages women and homosexuals to be like men- but not the men we want men to be- but the way men are now. We can then attack the popular culture around the world that encourages the objectification of women. Lastly, we can work to put women onto as many combat arms teams as we can. All of this will lead to a future wherein women can act-out what is now just a fantasy- or a really awesome Angelina Jolie film: running around in whatever dress- or lack thereof- they want- kicking ass and taking names and making the men look silly. This will, of course, lead to Global Cooling (or a non-changing Climate) and a better life for all. Oh- and let's do away with the 2nd Amendment while we're at it. I'm sure it leads to Global Warming as well.

[bailaviborita]

Notes
1 Multiple groups- to include U.S. senators- have called the current sexual assault environment in the U.S. military as a crisis.
2 Sexual Harassment training slides for U.S. Army soldiers include a slide showing the logical linear process of sexual innuendo leading to sexual harassment, which leads to sexual assault, and which ends in homicide.
3 General Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, announced that the number one priority of the military is to combat sexual assault.
4 Recent Sexual Harassment survey conducted by the military- the same group responsible for surveys conducted within Afghanistan showing we have been winning since at least 2010.
5 Following the logic that arrived at the original 19,000 number.
6 Global warming has been tied to sexual assault: see “Global Warming Causes Everything” and look for the link to the story about rape epidemics being caused by Climate Change.
7 Homosexual sexual assault is not included due to the fact that only heterosexuals commit sexual assault. When homosexuals attack each other it is due to their latent heterosexualness, something that would be eradicated once everyone becomes “genderless”.
8 Women who are objectified as “good” are those who look good and have good attitudes (not to mention who are also smart). They are basically “a lady (and a hot one at that) in the street, but a freak in the bed”- in a smart way, of course. Men who are objectified as “good” are those who are hyper masculine- although that term is a misnomer. Most men are hyper masculine- those who aren’t are either effeminate homosexuals or are lacking in masculinity and would rather their daughters, wives, or moms fight for them.
9 The Wimbledon example should be copied: female matches get less TV and live audiences, less sponsorship, and the women play less (best of 3 vs. best of 5 sets) than the men- but they get the same amount of prize money due to a concerted effort by women’s “rights” groups. This example should be copied for the military: so, for instance, women should be able to get a Ranger Tab without doing the same things the men have to do.
10 CJCS quote (paraphrased): "One of the reasons sexual harassment and assault is such an issue is because men don't respect women. One of the reasons we don't respect them is because they aren't allowed to be combat arms."
11 Whether that means multi-gendered people or just lacking in gender- remains to be seen. If genderless people were able to live forever, then not being able to procreate may not be a bad thing. Or, as some have suggested, if the end state preferred is no Global Warming- then no humans may solve that, or, at least, no men. More studies must be conducted and government money spent on theoretically thinking about a world with no men, humans with no gender, or humans with multiple sexual organs- and how all that would play out. One thing is for certain, the days of male and female separated public restrooms is drawing to a close.

[Snaquebite]

Source?

[Richard]

Originally Posted by Snaquebite

Source?

I think he wrote it.

Richard

[bailaviborita]

Sorry! SWJ wouldn't publish it. It is by "me". Right after confiscating a swimsuit edition of SI we were remarking how it was a little silly to do that in light of the video of the most popular song right now. Someone remarked that the real enemy was pop culture and that made my campaign-plan mind start churning!

[bailaviborita]

It is, of course, a little tongue in cheek.

[The Reaper]

I'm missing the pink font.

TR

[Team Sergeant]

Originally Posted by bailaviborita

Sorry! SWJ wouldn't publish it. It is by "me". Right after confiscating a swimsuit edition of SI we were remarking how it was a little silly to do that in light of the video of the most popular song right now. Someone remarked that the real enemy was pop culture and that made my campaign-plan mind start churning!

SWJ is a website owned by "conventional" Marines discussing "unconventional" warfare.... go figure...

[98G]

Originally Posted by bailaviborita

A Real Campaign Plan to Bring to an End the Gravest Threat to Our Nation

Oh- and let's do away with the 2nd Amendment while we're at it. I'm sure it leads to Global Warming as well.

That ammo fires HOT!

Can you tie in GWOT? Surely this is also the codex to understanding terrorist acts. I see a unified theory emerging.

Thanks you made my day. I needed a long, clever laugh.

[Detonics]

Whoopsie! Opened it up thinking it was a post about the "American Spring."

[The_Mentalist]

And I opened it thinking it was anti demonrats party. But, I did catch the sarcasm quickly.