06-27-2013, 06:45
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25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park
Mind you, it was 92 degrees and 4 o'clock in the afternoon when the cops rolled up on this.
"There they are, on the first base line. There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle," Chitwood said, "banging away."
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/d...tsaGP46bxVo.99
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06-27-2013, 06:54
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So that's where the term "Getting to home plate" comes from... 
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06-27-2013, 07:05
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I should not have clicked on the link....I need some eye bleach now....
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06-27-2013, 07:48
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I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
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06-27-2013, 07:54
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Quote:
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I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
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It's never good when you can't discern where the jaw ends and the neck begins...
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06-27-2013, 08:11
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Quote:
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I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
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There may be a .mp3 of two wet sponges being slapped together....You can use your imagination for the rest....
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06-27-2013, 09:13
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06-27-2013, 09:33
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Now I know where the term "bumping uglies" comes from.
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06-27-2013, 10:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kgoerz
I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
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If she was hot there would be 25 videos out there.......
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06-27-2013, 10:51
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Now I know where the term "bumping uglies" comes from.
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LOL,
"WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING"
"DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT"
(I could have lived my life happy until I viewed the suspects pictures. Those 25 cops will now require PTSD counseling for sure.)
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06-27-2013, 13:34
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Need PTSD counseling
Awwwe man I just ate lunch
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06-27-2013, 15:26
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She was probably just getting warmed up for the " Women for Weiner" fundraising party in New York.
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06-27-2013, 17:52
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Damn, a little warning with that link would have been a kind gesture.
I spent the first few seconds just trying to figure out which picture was the guy and which was the girl.
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06-27-2013, 17:55
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Oh God, please no!!
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06-27-2013, 18:15
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I need new glasses... I thought the subject line said 25 cops having sex in the park...
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