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Old 06-27-2013, 06:45   #1
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25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park

Mind you, it was 92 degrees and 4 o'clock in the afternoon when the cops rolled up on this.
"There they are, on the first base line. There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle," Chitwood said, "banging away."
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Old 06-27-2013, 06:54   #2
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So that's where the term "Getting to home plate" comes from...

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Old 06-27-2013, 07:05   #3
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I should not have clicked on the link....I need some eye bleach now....
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:48   #4
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I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:54   #5
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I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
It's never good when you can't discern where the jaw ends and the neck begins...
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Old 06-27-2013, 08:11   #6
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I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
There may be a .mp3 of two wet sponges being slapped together....You can use your imagination for the rest....
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Old 06-27-2013, 09:13   #7
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So that's where the term "Getting to home plate" comes from...

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I think "Bull Pen" is more appropriate..

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Old 06-27-2013, 09:33   #8
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Now I know where the term "bumping uglies" comes from.
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:41   #9
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I was hoping there was video until I saw the suspects.
If she was hot there would be 25 videos out there.......
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:51   #10
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Now I know where the term "bumping uglies" comes from.
LOL,

"WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING"

"DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT"

(I could have lived my life happy until I viewed the suspects pictures. Those 25 cops will now require PTSD counseling for sure.)
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Old 06-27-2013, 13:34   #11
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Need PTSD counseling

Awwwe man I just ate lunch
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Old 06-27-2013, 15:26   #12
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She was probably just getting warmed up for the " Women for Weiner" fundraising party in New York.
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Old 06-27-2013, 17:52   #13
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Damn, a little warning with that link would have been a kind gesture.

I spent the first few seconds just trying to figure out which picture was the guy and which was the girl.
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Old 06-27-2013, 17:55   #14
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Apparently, photos of the ordeal are already being leaked

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KSYhM5sBUQ...est+mating.jpg
Oh God, please no!!
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Old 06-27-2013, 18:15   #15
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I need new glasses... I thought the subject line said 25 cops having sex in the park...
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