They walk among us ....

[Sdiver]

.... they breed and they vote democrat.

Story #1:
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00. I said to her "May I have large bills, please" She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size." When I got up off the floor I explained it to her....


Story #2:
How would you pronounce this child's name?

"Le-a"

Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha". When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent." SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash.

"If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent."

STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they breed and vote democrat.