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Old 06-15-2013, 15:52   #1
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Obama's pick to be CIA #2 used to run 'Erotica Nights' readings

You couldn't make this shit up if you tried......In just a few years we've become a nation of idiots, ruled by morons.


Obama's pick to be CIA #2 used to run 'Erotica Nights' readings after dropping out of grad school
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Posted: 11:22 AM, June 13, 2013

President Obama meets with National Security staff in the Oval Office, March 8, 2012. Clockwise from the President are: Jeff Eggers, Director for Afghanistan and Central Region; David Holmes, Director for Afghanistan; Avril Haines, Deputy Counsel to the President; Dennis McDonough, Deputy National Security Advisor; National Security Advisor Tom Donilon; and Lt. Gen. Doug Lute, Senior Director for Afghanistan and Pakistan.
President Obama's choice for the number two position at the CIA will be the highest ranking woman to ever serve in the CIA -- and she used to own a bookstore that featured regular erotica readings.

White House lawyer Avril Haines is slated to take the reigns as the Deputy Director of the CIA the White House confirmed yesterday, but before she rose through the ranks to become one of America's top spies Haines opened and co-owned Adrian's Book Cafe in Baltimore that featured a regular "Erotica Nights."

A then-24-year-old Haines opened the bookstore in 1994 when she dropped out of a graduate program in physics at Johns Hopkins University. With her 29-year-old pilot boyfriend, Haines renovated a boarded-up old strip club in Baltimore's waterfront neighborhood of Fells Point and turned it into the regular meeting place for a small community of erotica aficionados.

During the monthly gatherings, dinner would be served before guests either presented their own erotic work or performed readings from genre luminaries like Milan Kunderea, Isabel Anllende, and the godmother of vampire-fiction Anne Rice, reports The Daily Beast.

"Erotica has become more prevalent because people are trying to have sex without having sex," Haines told the Baltimore Sun in 1995. "Others are trying to find new fantasies to make their monogamous relationships more satisfying. ... What the erotic offers is spontaneity, twists and turns. And it affects everyone."

To set the mood, Haines setup one erotica night reading by placing red candles throughout her bookstore before she got pulses racing with a reading from Rice's "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty," which was written under the pseudonym A. N. Roquelaure.

"In the topmost bed chamber of the house (the prince) found her. He had stepped over sleeping chambermaids and valets, and, breathing the dust and damp of the place, he finally stood in the door of her sanctuary," Haines read. "And approaching her, he gave a soft gasp as he touched her cheek, and her teeth through her parted lips, and then her tender rounded eyelids."

In another passage from the same book Rice wrote, "He mounted her, parting her legs, giving the white inner flesh of her thighs a soft, deep pinch, and, clasping her right breast in his left hand, he thrust his sex into her."

"He was holding her up as he did this, to gather her mouth to him, and as he broke through her innocence, he opened her mouth with his tongue and pinched her breast sharply."

"He sucked on her lips, he drew the life out of her into himself, and feeling his seed explode within her, heard her cry out."

"And then her blue eyes opened."

Haines, 43, has been a White House deputy assistant and deputy counsel for national security affairs since 2010. Before that, she was assistant legal adviser for treaty affairs at the State Department, according to a White House statement.

Haines has participated in virtually every senior-level meeting at the president's National Security Council over the past two years and chairs the White House legal team that reviews the CIA's most sensitive programs.

"In every instance, Avril's command of substance, sense of mission, good judgment, and keen insights have been outstanding," White House counterterrorism adviser John Brennan said.

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http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...Fa5IcTebsL6qCI
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Old 06-15-2013, 16:18   #2
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The entire tenure of the Obama administration has been a 24/7 recitation of how to F#%k the Constitution.
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Rumor has it that if she turned down the job, Heidi Fleiss was available.
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Old 06-15-2013, 19:25   #5
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Maybe she gives private readings in the Oval Office. It's been done before.... And #2 position at CIA? I mean how much harm could she do? She's not in charge. She may even lighten up some of her hardline counterparts at the ISI.
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You couldn't make this stuff up....

I have to check everything I read in the news these days to ensure it's not sourced from the Onion or Duffleblog. The line between reality and fiction has pretty much disappeared.
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I don't know how to process this....
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Old 06-16-2013, 00:26   #8
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You couldn't make this shit up if you tried......In just a few years we've become a nation of idiots, ruled by morons.
Agreed. I feel this way every day.
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Can someone explain to me why this is such a big deal?
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Can someone explain to me why this is such a big deal?
What gives you the impression she's qualified for the #2 position?
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What gives you the impression she's qualified for the #2 position?
Just what the WH ordered..


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Can someone explain to me why this is such a big deal?
You know you might want to come back here and get a dose of reality if you are asking a question like that. She has no creds to be the #2 for the CIA. I will bet you if she applied for a job through the normal process she would not make the cut.
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Old 06-16-2013, 07:50   #13
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Can someone explain to me why this is such a big deal?
If you think of what qualifications you would like to see as the second in command of a central intelligence agency, would you like to see someone with a career that started young and progressed to build a solid foundation of expertise?

Or do you think any diverse background will do?

When I was stationed in Germany (FRG back then), German businesses required extensive education and experience to fill senior management. And out of 60 million people (then), there were many qualified applicants for each job. And Germany was #1 for exports despite its smaller size, population, expensive labor and lack of natural resources. Are you saying that was just luck?

In the US, we are a nation of over 300 million people. Doing the math, we should have enough qualified people to fill each senior position in government. Yet somehow...
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You know you might want to come back here and get a dose of reality if you are asking a question like that. She has no creds to be the #2 for the CIA. I will bet you if she applied for a job through the normal process she would not make the cut.

She qualifies as a good distraction and great potential for becoming road kill under the wheels of the Obama bus.

My bet would be that she is merely a front and others will be pulling her strings.
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That's a Bingo!

Didn't a bona fide porn star run for governmor of Cali once? I prediect that O's Admin use that as a precedent in this case.


A stooge, Parrott or Muppet....that's would be my take, unless she had some experience we don't know about like the KGB.
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