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Old 06-03-2013, 03:34   #1
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Your Dress Needs Ironing

A mother-in-law stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in and she was shocked to see her daughter-in- law lying on the couch totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in- law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot.
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Old 06-03-2013, 04:20   #2
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He never heard the gunshot....
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