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Old 05-07-2013, 20:35   #1
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An elderly man had a massive stroke and was transported to the local hospital emergency room.

After a long wait, the ER doctor came out of the examining room and approached the man's wife with a long face.

"I'm afraid I have some mixed news. Your husband is brain-dead...but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, dear Lord," exclaimed his wife. "We've never had a liberal in the family before."
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Old 05-07-2013, 20:54   #2
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CLASSIC!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2013, 21:28   #3
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Hahaha! Awesome!
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Old 05-07-2013, 21:34   #4
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Me likey alot!
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