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Old 04-29-2013, 21:47   #1
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MD Rosetta Stone

Ahhhhhhh .... Now it makes sense.
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Old 04-30-2013, 03:42   #2
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You know, in second grade my teach told me to fix my handwriting or become a doctor. I like to think I took the better option.

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Old 04-30-2013, 13:44   #3
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That's why they forced us to go electronic!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-30-2013, 15:28   #4
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That pic is making it's way through my hospitals as we speak, lol
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Old 04-30-2013, 16:01   #5
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lmao

I need to put that out in circulation too

When blood culture reads as wound culture to 2+ staff, we have a problem
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Old 04-30-2013, 19:45   #6
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That's why they forced us to go electronic!!!!!!!!!!!
And now all the former "translation gurus" , are without their former status. The real price of progress.

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Old 05-15-2013, 13:42   #7
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Another giggle.

Susan (A former "translation guru.")
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Old 05-15-2013, 16:40   #8
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One of my medical directors has the handwriting of a gang member tagging. I hated having to follow him. How anybody ever got treated is beyond my comprehension. EMR has made my life better, not necessarily easier.
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Old 05-15-2013, 16:43   #9
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Hilarious!
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