03-01-2013, 10:00
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WalMart "Must Have"
A "must have" for those of you who frequent the aisles of your local WalMart Supercenter...
Richard 
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03-01-2013, 10:04
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B I N G O!!!!!!!!
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Author - Richard. 
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03-01-2013, 10:49
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That is funny. It also explains why I heard several people shout "Bingo!!" as I passed them on aisle 6 last night at WM.
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03-01-2013, 10:52
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The most amazing thing about that card is that if you frequent Wal-Mart more than once a week, it is very possible -- in fact, likely that you will see ALL of those types.
In some places, you may see them all at once.
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03-01-2013, 11:15
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Originally Posted by longrange1947
B I N G O!!!!!!!!
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NO .... NO .... NO .... NO !!!!!!!
I call foul on this !!!!!
This card is obviously made for people in a certain demographically area, such as North Cackalacky.
There's no, "Entire Mexican Family" or, "Customer Service who can't speak English" or, "50 total check out lanes with only 2 open" or, "50 total check out lanes with only 3 open on a Saturday" or, "Screaming/Running Children of above entire Mexican family" or, "Unsupervised children of above entire Mexican family picking and plying with/throwing items all over the isles, and the parents oblivious of what their brats are doing" ......
You know, things that you would see out here.
Gotta keep it fair, man.
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03-01-2013, 11:26
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You can knock out Bingo in 5 minuets in Lake Elsinore CA, and have a bonus round of what Skydiver said.
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03-01-2013, 11:37
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Now I got somethin' to do on my Furlough Fridays!
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03-01-2013, 17:31
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Lol, gotta love North Cackalacky.
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03-01-2013, 17:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sdiver
NO .... NO .... NO .... NO !!!!!!!
I call foul on this !!!!!
This card is obviously made for people in a certain demographically area, such as North Cackalacky.
There's no, "Entire Mexican Family" or, "Customer Service who can't speak English" or, "50 total check out lanes with only 2 open" or, "50 total check out lanes with only 3 open on a Saturday" or, "Screaming/Running Children of above entire Mexican family" or, "Unsupervised children of above entire Mexican family picking and plying with/throwing items all over the isles, and the parents oblivious of what their brats are doing" ......
You know, things that you would see out here.
Gotta keep it fair, man. |
I gotta agree with S, if you go up to Northern Maine, there are hardly any of these types, let alone a darker American. I had to wait two weeks before I saw a black person in that Walmart in Presque Isle. I call for a demographic board!!
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03-01-2013, 18:34
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I gotta agree with S, if you go up to Northern Maine, there are hardly any of these types, let alone a darker American. I had to wait two weeks before I saw a black person in that Walmart in Presque Isle. I call for a demographic board!! |
You should have looked in the mirror!! 
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Rick B.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing it is great on a hamburger but not so great sticking one up your ass.
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03-01-2013, 19:41
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I must admit, I have yet to see the eyepatch and the kitten giveaway. Ditto on the rest though...
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03-01-2013, 20:20
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Originally Posted by Hambone933
I must admit, I have yet to see the eyepatch and the kitten giveaway. Ditto on the rest though...
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Does needing an eye patch, but leaving it home count? I saw her last week. She was on a cell phone calling a friend about the friend's boy-friend in Walmart, and yes she knew he had outstanding warrants. But she only had one bi-racial kid.
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03-01-2013, 22:46
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Originally Posted by Dragbag036
I gotta agree with S, if you go up to Northern Maine, there are hardly any of these types, let alone a darker American. I had to wait two weeks before I saw a black person in that Walmart in Presque Isle.
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You should have driven south to Lewiston to visit "Little Mogadishu".
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03-01-2013, 22:50
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Originally Posted by The Sheepdog
The most amazing thing about that card is that if you frequent Wal-Mart more than once a week, it is very possible -- in fact, likely that you will see ALL of those types.
In some places, you may see them all at once. |
That's a "cover-all" for the Grand Prize!
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03-02-2013, 06:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragbag036
I gotta agree with S, if you go up to Northern Maine, there are hardly any of these types, let alone a darker American. I had to wait two weeks before I saw a black person in that Walmart in Presque Isle. I call for a demographic board!! |
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Originally Posted by longrange1947
You should have looked in the mirror!! |
He did! But my questions are, why where YOU hanging out in Walmart for two elfing weeks and how many others were yelling "BINGO!" when they saw you?
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