02-07-2013, 12:37
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New DoD Travel Policy
I pulled this from the original posted thread, as I don;t think laughter should be part of that one.
Gotten this from several "high level sources" today
All - Effective immediately
Subject: Notice - TDY/TAD Travel Changes
TDY/TAD Travel
In keeping with the latest round of DOD budget cuts, changes will be made to
the Joint Travel Regulations (JTR). Effective Monday the following revised
procedures apply:
Lodging: All DOD personnel performing temporary duty (TDY) are encouraged to
stay with relatives and friends while on government business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
Transportation: Hitchhiking is the preferred mode of travel in lieu of commercial transport. Luminescent safety vests will be issued to all personnel prior to their departure on TDY but must be returned upon completion of travel. Traveler is responsible for any damage or stains and will reimburse the government for cleaning and/or repair. Bus transportation will be used only when work schedules require such travel. Airline tickets will be authorized in extreme circumstances and the lowest fares will be used. For example, if a meeting is scheduled in Washington D.C., but a lower fare can be obtained by traveling to Omaha, NE, then travel to Omaha will be substituted for travel to Washington D.C.
Meals: Expenditures for meals will be limited to an absolute minimum. It should be noted that certain grocery and specialty chains, such as Costco, Hickory Farms, General Nutrition centers, and occasionally Safeway often provide free samples of promotional items. Entire meals can be obtained in this manner. We realize many of you survive your weekends this way.
Travelers should also be familiar with indigenous roots, berries, and other protein sources available at their destinations. If restaurants must be utilized, travelers should use "all you can eat" salad bars. This is especially effective for employees traveling together as one plate can be used to feed the entire group. DOD Personnel are also encouraged to bring their own food on business travel. Cans of tuna fish, Spam, and Beefaroni can be consumed at your leisure without the bother of heating or costly preparation. Cost of these items will not be reimbursed.
Miscellaneous: All DOD personnel are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in effort to save tax dollars. One enterprising individual has already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover periods, which could be used to defray travel expenses. In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all personnel prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage. Small plastic roses and ballpoint pens will also be available to personnel so that sales may be made as time permits. Proceeds must be turned into the DOD finance section at the conclusion of the TDY. We welcome any suggestions for further fiscal innovations. Remember, "We invite you to be a Waste Buster"
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02-07-2013, 12:44
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Originally Posted by afchic
In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all personnel prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage.
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lol Made my day. 
I've gotta say, though-I've been on a few TDY trips where "roots and berries" were on the menu... 
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02-07-2013, 13:20
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I've gotta say, though-I've been on a few TDY trips where " roots and berries" were on the menu... |
I've heard that about you 7th Group guys.
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02-07-2013, 13:25
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I've heard that about you 7th Group guys.
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lol That's low, Bro.
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02-07-2013, 13:37
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thanks, I needed that!
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02-07-2013, 18:10
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Okay, I moved it as well, to where it belongs.
And for those of you who do not get it, this is not real, it is a joke.
TR
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02-07-2013, 18:23
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I don't understand it...
That's funny...
On a SERIOUS note...
We did get word through Official memorandum today that MG Wong, Western Regional Medical Command, Commander...has
wait for it...
CANCELLED ALL TRAINING HOLIDAYS ( except for July 5th) for the Army Medical Command for the remainder of the fiscal year. This honors the commitment of Army Medical Command to do their part in demonstrating fiscal responsibility during a time of budgetary crisis.
How on Earth cancelling training holidays, and keeping hospitals OPEN instead, saves money I don't know 
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02-07-2013, 18:28
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Originally Posted by Eagle5US
That's funny...
On a SERIOUS note...
We did get word through Official memorandum today that MG Wong, Western Regional Medical Command, Commander...has
wait for it...
CANCELLED ALL TRAINING HOLIDAYS ( except for July 5th) for the Army Medical Command for the remainder of the fiscal year. This honors the commitment of Army Medical Command to do their part in demonstrating fiscal responsibility during a time of budgetary crisis.
How on Earth cancelling training holidays, and keeping hospitals OPEN instead, saves money I don't know |
That's just wong in so many ways.
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02-07-2013, 18:43
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That had close ties to the early days on Bragg when you walked to Green Ramp, jumped and walked back to the barracks.
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02-08-2013, 11:07
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Originally Posted by afchic
In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all personnel prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage.
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What does TSA's union say about this?
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02-08-2013, 11:38
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What does TSA's union say about this?
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That somehow flashed the image of little red capped organ grinder monkeys in my mind. Now I wonder how BigSis Janet would look with one of those big mustaches...
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02-11-2013, 13:42
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Originally Posted by afchic
I pulled this from the original posted thread, as I don;t think laughter should be part of that one.
Gotten this from several "high level sources" today
All - Effective immediately
Subject: Notice - TDY/TAD Travel Changes
TDY/TAD Travel
In keeping with the latest round of DOD budget cuts, changes will be made to
the Joint Travel Regulations (JTR). Effective Monday the following revised
procedures apply:
Lodging: All DOD personnel performing temporary duty (TDY) are encouraged to
stay with relatives and friends while on government business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
Transportation: Hitchhiking is the preferred mode of travel in lieu of commercial transport. Luminescent safety vests will be issued to all personnel prior to their departure on TDY but must be returned upon completion of travel. Traveler is responsible for any damage or stains and will reimburse the government for cleaning and/or repair. Bus transportation will be used only when work schedules require such travel. Airline tickets will be authorized in extreme circumstances and the lowest fares will be used. For example, if a meeting is scheduled in Washington D.C., but a lower fare can be obtained by traveling to Omaha, NE, then travel to Omaha will be substituted for travel to Washington D.C.
Meals: Expenditures for meals will be limited to an absolute minimum. It should be noted that certain grocery and specialty chains, such as Costco, Hickory Farms, General Nutrition centers, and occasionally Safeway often provide free samples of promotional items. Entire meals can be obtained in this manner. We realize many of you survive your weekends this way.
Travelers should also be familiar with indigenous roots, berries, and other protein sources available at their destinations. If restaurants must be utilized, travelers should use "all you can eat" salad bars. This is especially effective for employees traveling together as one plate can be used to feed the entire group. DOD Personnel are also encouraged to bring their own food on business travel. Cans of tuna fish, Spam, and Beefaroni can be consumed at your leisure without the bother of heating or costly preparation. Cost of these items will not be reimbursed.
Miscellaneous: All DOD personnel are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in effort to save tax dollars. One enterprising individual has already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover periods, which could be used to defray travel expenses. In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all personnel prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage. Small plastic roses and ballpoint pens will also be available to personnel so that sales may be made as time permits. Proceeds must be turned into the DOD finance section at the conclusion of the TDY. We welcome any suggestions for further fiscal innovations. Remember, "We invite you to be a Waste Buster"
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02-11-2013, 19:42
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Originally Posted by The Reaper
Okay, I moved it as well, to where it belongs.
And for those of you who do not get it, this is not real, it is a joke.
TR
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The sad part is you actually had to write this. Either we are getting more and more gullible or we hold our "leaders" in so low regard that it might be possible.
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02-11-2013, 20:15
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This does sound like 10th around 74 - 76.
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