02-01-2013, 15:23
|
#1
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 20,929
|
DHS running with Scissors
DHS running with Scissors
Anyone catch this from the Department of Homeland Security?
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...-shooters-sci/
Green Beret tip of the day # 38
Never ever confront an armed mass murderer with a pair of scissors.
You know someone in the Department of Homeland Security is making 85k a year thinking up these gems.
Morons.
Team Sergeant
|
|
Team Sergeant is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 15:37
|
#2
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sneaking back and forth across the Border
Posts: 6,681
|
We got an e-mail to see the video but I have better things to do at work. Let them come in we will respond with 5.56 and 9mm.
Remindes me of the old addage do not bring a Knife to a Gunfight. 
|
|
SF_BHT is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 19:09
|
#3
|
|
Area Commander
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,086
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SF_BHT
Let them come in we will respond with 55.6 and 9mm.
|
Damn. That's almost a motar round.... 
__________________
Daniel
GM1 USNR (RET)
Si vis pacem, para bellum
|
|
Streck-Fu is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 19:51
|
#4
|
|
Guerrilla Chief
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Driving the Texas highways
Posts: 672
|
Has anyone called 3M? Maybe they're working on a bullet-proof post-it note. 
|
|
orion5 is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 19:57
|
#5
|
|
Guerrilla Chief
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Alaska
Posts: 777
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by orion5
Has anyone called 3M? Maybe they're working on a bullet-proof post-it note. |
or a semi-automatic stapler.
__________________
Heroes are often the most ordinary of men. - Henry David Thoreau.
|
|
Requiem is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 20:07
|
#6
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 20,929
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by orion5
Has anyone called 3M? Maybe they're working on a bullet-proof post-it note. |
That's funny!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
or a semi-automatic stapler. |
But this one is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!
|
|
Team Sergeant is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 20:11
|
#7
|
|
Area Commander
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Black Hills of SD
Posts: 5,944
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
or a semi-automatic stapler. |
.... and here's the head instructor for the upcoming DHS CCS (Conceal Carry Stapler) class .....
__________________
Non Sibi Sed Suis
_____________________________________________
It's Good To Be Da King !!!! Just ask NDD !!!!
|
|
Sdiver is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 20:11
|
#8
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Free Pineland
Posts: 24,816
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
or a semi-automatic stapler. |
Would the media call that one an "Assault Stapler"?
TR
__________________
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
De Oppresso Liber 01/20/2025
|
|
The Reaper is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 20:13
|
#9
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: May 2010
Location: NC/Baghdad, Iraq
Posts: 474
|
Saw it last night on Fox News. Run away...........
CD
|
|
Combat Diver is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 20:16
|
#10
|
|
Area Commander
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Black Hills of SD
Posts: 5,944
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Combat Diver
Saw it last night on Fox News. Run away...........
CD
|
Now ... now ... now .... didn't you mother (or Team Sergeant) ever tell you ....
Never Run With Scissors !!!!! 
__________________
Non Sibi Sed Suis
_____________________________________________
It's Good To Be Da King !!!! Just ask NDD !!!!
|
|
Sdiver is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 20:44
|
#11
|
|
Area Commander
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Page/Lake Powell, Arizona
Posts: 3,422
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
or a semi-automatic stapler. |
Brings back memories.
Back in the 5th grade, when left unsupervised for too long, we would engage in stapler fights (melee, not ranged).
Wasted staples and blood-stained clothes resulted in a scolding.
Now kids get expelled for bringing a plastic toy gun to school.
__________________
__________________
Waiting for the perfect moment is a fruitless endeavor.
Make a decision, and then make it the right one through your actions.
"Whoever watches the wind will not plant; whoever looks at the clouds will not reap." -Ecclesiastes 11:4 (NIV)
|
|
GratefulCitizen is offline
|
|
|
02-01-2013, 21:04
|
#12
|
|
Guerrilla Chief
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Driving the Texas highways
Posts: 672
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reaper
Would the media call that one an "Assault Stapler"?
TR |
You know, I did not see that category of office supplies at SHOT Show this year. But maybe by next year they will have the Tactical Office Supplies section.
Great business opportunity. Thanks DHS!
|
|
orion5 is offline
|
|
|
02-02-2013, 07:26
|
#13
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Florida
Posts: 178
|
Of course....
that's assuming you don't have your entrenching tool handy.
__________________
From rabble such as this, rise a people who defy kings.
Nous Defions
SFA Life Member D-5851
USA Ranger Assoc. Life member #LRR4625
DAV Life Member Chapter #46
"The 1000"
|
|
ODA CDR (RET) is offline
|
|
|
02-02-2013, 07:32
|
#14
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Near the flag pole
Posts: 1,168
|
Scissors yes, Staplers NO!! They have high capacity magazines,,,,
__________________
"It's not my aim, it's these damn crooked bullets,,,"
Verified Tax Payer and Future Sex Symbol
|
|
blue02hd is offline
|
|
|
02-02-2013, 07:50
|
#15
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sneaking back and forth across the Border
Posts: 6,681
|
See you had to open your mouths. Just ot the DHS email to turn in the automatic staplers.
|
|
SF_BHT is offline
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 16:43.
|
|
|
Linear Mode
