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Old 01-04-2013, 11:23   #1
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Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.

It contained a parachute, a 'Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a free cell phone, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.
All directions are in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

I would have placed this in the comedy section but it ani't funny.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:32   #2
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:35   #3
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I thought the a$$-smoke machine was pretty funny.
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Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.

It contained a parachute...
They got a hot deal out of some textile outfit in China?
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That's pronounced 'Fecal'
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