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Old 12-03-2012, 11:23   #1
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Serious beer drinkers know better then..

or caption could be, "You might be a redneck if you have ever been or have...

stabbed for taking the last beer

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Old 12-03-2012, 12:48   #2
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Yeah, I'll go with Jeff Foxworthy on this one.
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:59   #3
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If it was Klosterbrau Reutberg, perhaps...but for a Rolling Rock...

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Old 12-03-2012, 14:54   #4
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The article said Colt .45. That is some nasty stuff, I'd have stabbed him if he hadn't taken it... FWIW, she could be Seth Green's fraternal twin sister...
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Old 12-03-2012, 17:28   #5
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The article said Colt .45. That is some nasty stuff, I'd have stabbed him if he hadn't taken it... FWIW, she could be Seth Green's fraternal twin sister...
I agree.

I'm going to call her and ask if she has a bass boat and needs a new boyfriend!
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Old 12-03-2012, 17:36   #6
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I'm going to call her and ask if she has a bass boat and needs a new boyfriend!
You need Mark's address to send to her?
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You need Mark's address to send to her?
The heck with Mark, anyone that defends her beer like that is my kind of gal!!!!
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Old 12-03-2012, 17:49   #8
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The heck with Mark, anyone that defends her beer like that is my kind of gal!!!!
I suspect she has a picture of her hero - Lorena Bobbit - on the refrigerator. Y'all can have her...but better sleep in the closet with one eye open and the door locked from the inside.
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Old 12-03-2012, 19:18   #9
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She looks like she's really enjoying her hangover.

As for the Colt 45, I'm sure it was a vintage can, or even a bottle.

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She looks like she's really enjoying her hangover.

As for the Colt 45, I'm sure it was a vintage can, or even a bottle.

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Probably a forty and by the looks of her, I am sure there is not a long line of "suitors" awaiting her entertainment! (Availability of a Bass boat or not)
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Before you send her, send a picture of the boat.
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Old 12-15-2012, 18:21   #12
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She looks like she's really enjoying her hangover.

As for the Colt 45, I'm sure it was a vintage can, or even a bottle.

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