11-08-2012, 18:50
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Navy vs Marines
A Marine and a sailor were in the bar arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer, the Marine said, "We had Iwo Jima .
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor said, "We had the Battle of Midway."
"Not entirely true," the Marine said. "Some of those pilots were Marines. Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway."
Taken aback, the sailor said, "Point taken."
Then the Marine added, "We were born at Tun Tavern."
The sailor replied, "We had John Paul Jones."
The argument continued until the sailor came up with what he thought was the topper:
"The Navy invented sex."
The Marine didn't blink.
"Well, that may be true," he said, "but the Marines introduced it to women."
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11-09-2012, 09:40
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Nice, just in time for their Birthday!
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11-09-2012, 10:57
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"but the Marines introduced it to women."
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Ugly women...
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11-09-2012, 13:41
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Originally Posted by ZonieDiver
Ugly women... |
Sir,
If I may interject, there's not such a thing as an ugly woman when you're wearing beer goggles...
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11-13-2012, 10:59
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Originally Posted by Sierra Lima
Sir,
If I may interject, there's not such a thing as an ugly woman when you're wearing beer goggles... |
Beer goggles may not save you from.......The liberals!
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11-13-2012, 11:37
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Originally Posted by BryanK
Beer goggles may not save you from.......The liberals!
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Love it!
If there are no objections, I think I may have found my new Avatar - I've been looking for something comical yet tangentially medical-related.
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11-13-2012, 11:44
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Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc
I've been looking for something comical yet tangentially medical-related. |
Well, why didn't you say so.
Here's one for your consideration ....
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11-13-2012, 12:05
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Originally Posted by Sdiver
Well, why didn't you say so.
Here's one for your consideration ....
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I said comical. 
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