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Penn · 10-25-2012, 20:58

Dad, what happened in the war, why did it start?
Well son, it happened, because a hurricane rolled up the east coast a week before the election.
A hurricane caused the war.
Yes, it hit NYC square, cause billions of dollars in damage, and people were unprepared to deal with the situation; over the first few days there was some looting, and civil strife, nothing unexpected….now you have to remember that this was a very contentious election, and it was also just around the corner, six days in fact. The current administration was desperate to be reelected into power, but all the polls were swinging for his opponent, and they just could not handle losing, so when the hurricane hit the east coast, the administration viewed it as an opportunity. The administration called Mayor Bloomberg and asked if he would report widespread civil disorder, and he did. The second Bloomberg requested federal assistance the administration declared martial law. The election was postponed, and then the election canceled altogether. Sometime after that, if I remember correctly, the administration ordered all citizens to turn in the firearms; they used the states hunting license system to help them identify gun owners.
That about the time it began…

Dozer523 · 10-25-2012, 21:22

To be believable you need some Zombies. Or Vampires and a seriously pissed off Republican ex-President.

Richard · 10-25-2012, 21:38

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...and a seriously pissed off Republican ex-President.

So now it's Lincoln's fault?

Richard

MR2 · 10-25-2012, 21:57

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To be believable you need some Zombies.

Have you had a look at that OWS crowd?

ZonieDiver · 10-25-2012, 22:01

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So now it's Lincoln's fault?

Richard

Well, it's a known fact that he was a vampire-killer! I saw it in a movie, so I know it's true...

Sdiver · 10-25-2012, 22:39

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Well, it's a known fact that he was a vampire-killer! I saw it in a movie, so I know it's true...

Hummmm ..... I always though Lincoln was a Zombie. I found his pic on the internet, which is truer than movies.

Ghost_Team · 10-26-2012, 06:16

This thread would be hilarious if I didn't think it was possible.

My view on the whole thing is that Obama is pretty much cornered, and a cornered animal (human or otherwise) will do whatever it has to to get out of the corner.

Dozer523 · 10-26-2012, 07:42

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So now it's Lincoln's fault?

Richard

I was envisioning Ronald Reagan.

Not placing blame lookin' for a solution. A fella who can say, "... We start bombing in ten minutes ..." Might be just the guy!!

Saw a comedian on HBO who thinks if we elected a dead President everyone would think we were crazier then Jihadist extremists and they would be too afraid to mess with us.

JimP · 10-26-2012, 08:23

Heck - I'm all for digging Ron up and sticking him in the Oval office. Gotta be better than the current occupant!!

Cool Breeze · 10-26-2012, 09:08

They are calling it Frankenstorm so why not dig up a deceased president and reanimate him? Sounds like a plan.

ZonieDiver · 10-26-2012, 09:15

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They are calling it Frankenstorm so why not dig up a deceased president and reanimate him? Sounds like a plan.

Now there's an idea!

Sdiver · 10-26-2012, 09:41

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Heck - I'm all for digging Ron up and sticking him in the Oval office. Gotta be better than the current occupant!!

Already have. Just waiting for the word to unleash him.

**Team Sergeant** · 10-26-2012, 09:52

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Sometime after that, if I remember correctly, the administration ordered all citizens to turn in the firearms; they used the states hunting license system to help them identify gun owners.
That about the time it began…

Yeah, and six people came forward from NYC, Calif and Mass. to turn in their legal firearms and 300 million did not. And the current administration looked to the UN for assistance and the UN officials wet their collective pants and replied: "America this is your problem, we want no part of it." The Gov of Texas rallied all the Gov.s across the nation and ensured the elections went on as scheduled and the current administration was removed from office in a peaceful election and Dusty went back to tending his flower garden. The End.

longrange1947 · 10-26-2012, 11:31

I love happy endings.

Badger52 · 10-26-2012, 13:58

Granddaughters will get this one in a few nights, replete with Frankenreagan illustration. They already think the incumbent is scary enough sans makeup.