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Old 09-10-2012, 18:30   #1
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Another man(ish) shot himself in the penis.....

A teenager is recovering after he accidentally shot himself in the penis and a testicle while cleaning a gun he had just bought, police said.

Michael Smeriglio, 18, initially lied to police and claimed he had been shot as he walked down the street in Port St. Lucie, Florida on Thursday.

But after he was questioned by police, he admitted he had done it to himself while cleaning a gun at a friend's house on Verada Street.

Doctors told WTSP that the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.

The teenager told police he bought the gun at a party last month.

On his Facebook page, the youth is pictured posing with friends in front of mirrors and leaning against BMW car bonnets as he lights up cigarettes.

While police were investigating the incident at the home, they discovered marijuana in the house.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

His expectations from Call of Duty are probably going to be re-evaluated now. I think he will be sad to know that you don't heal in real life like you do in the video games.
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Old 09-10-2012, 19:40   #2
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One more "accident" and he is out of the gene pool. Well, we can dream can't we?
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Old 09-11-2012, 15:38   #3
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"Gee Wally, do you think that hurt?"

"Sure it did Beave, he's probably a little shorter now too."

For his sake I hope it was only a .22
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Old 09-11-2012, 16:44   #4
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"Gee Wally, do you think that hurt?"

"Sure it did Beave, he's probably a little shorter now too."

For his sake I hope it was only a .22
That may have not helped....... Can you say Shrinkage
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