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Old 09-06-2012, 12:46   #1
Sdiver
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Another Genie joke

Three doctors are walking along the beach when they find an old lamp.

One of the doctors rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! "For freeing me, I'll give each of you one wish," announces the genie.

The first doctor says, "I want to be twice as smart as I am now, that way I'll be a better doctor." The genie puts his hand to his temple and concentrates, then smiles and says, "It is done."

The second doctor declares, "Well, I want to be ten times as smart!" Again, the genie concentrates and then says, "It is done."

The third doctor, not to be outdone, asks, "Can you make me one hundred times smarter than I am now?"

The genie puts his hand to his temple, then pauses and asks the third doctor, .... "Are you sure you want to be a paramedic?"
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