Sleeping in the dog house

[Sdiver]

The other night, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, I could tell she was starting to become frisky.

She rolled over to me and seductively said, "Whisper dirty things in my ear."

To which I replied, "The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room ....."

I was able to get the bleeding to stop, but ended up sleeping with a massive headache for the rest of the night.

[Oldrotorhead]

After a second back surgery in 10 months my wife told me if I didn't take better care of myself I would need a new wife.

I asked her who she had in mind.

[Badger52]

George Thorogood would be proud.