I like it - here's another - true story...
A guy left home about 6:30 a.m. to play golf with his friends.
On the way out the door he answered his wife’s “what time will you be home?” question with “probably about 1:30, I’ll have lunch at the club.”
1:30 came & went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about 11:45 PM he rolls in the driveway, leaves his clubs in the garage, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the apologetic story.
“We finished our game about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home, when alongside the road I saw this very attractive young woman with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands.
She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer. She said there’s a tavern just up the road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit.
I agreed to stop. We had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this very attractive young woman was not only sexy, she was very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with.
Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having wild, passionate sex...all afternoon. And that is why I am so late getting home.”
His wife looked him in straight in the eye and said “don’t try to bullshit me...you played another 36 holes, didn’t you!!!?”
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