08-16-2012, 12:21
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Top Ten Quotes from Green Beret Frauds
We need a Top Ten list of what Green Beret frauds say. I'll start with my personal favorite:
"All my records are CLASSIFIED."
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08-16-2012, 12:33
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"I was the sole survivor of my team's mission."
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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08-16-2012, 12:36
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My Records
My Records are sealed/classified/redacted is the clasic line.
What team were you on ' "I don't remember" "That's classified."
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08-16-2012, 13:09
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My records were burned in the St. Louis fire.
One of my favorites from the Wolfgang thread, "You can only access databases that you are authorized to access."
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08-16-2012, 14:51
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My favorites are always the "I have 37 silver stars, 12 medals of honor, and I was a POW for 6 months (twice) even tho I was only in the military for 3 years."
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Somewhere ages and ages hence:
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And that has made all the difference.
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08-16-2012, 15:24
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"My 201 file's blacked out."
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08-16-2012, 15:34
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"I was in Special Forces."
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10-23-2012, 12:55
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Here is one..
"oh.... they will never declassify the missions I went on."
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10-23-2012, 13:18
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"Let's just say..."
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10-23-2012, 13:19
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I retired as an E-5 because my promotions during super secret missions are all classified.
Oh Oh Oh, Almost forgot: "I don't need to wear my Long Tab as I know what I have earned." (Direct quote from a POS I met in OCS claiming service in C-1-10. I graduated an Officer, he left a civilian)
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10-23-2012, 17:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by head
"I was in Special Forces."
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I was in "the" Special Forces!
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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10-23-2012, 18:43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard
I was in "the" Special Forces! 
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I worked in Special Forces.
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10-23-2012, 18:49
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I was involved in "wet work" ops
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10-24-2012, 16:52
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"all my missions were Black ops"...
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10-24-2012, 21:18
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"Back when I was a Master Gunner Sniper in the 92nd Special Forces....."
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