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Old 07-31-2012, 09:46   #1
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A 2LT Story

A newly commissioned 2LT called the police to inform them he had found the Alzheimer's patient who had wandered off and had been reported on the news as missing from the hospital.

Ecstatic, the police asked the Lieutenant for his location.

Checking his map, he gave them the coordinates.

The case remains unsolved...and local police are now asking citizens to keep an eye out for an Alzheimer's patient accompanied by a 2LT.
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Old 07-31-2012, 09:50   #2
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A newly commissioned 2LT called the police to inform them he had found the Alzheimer's patient who had wandered off and had been reported on the news as missing from the hospital.

Ecstatic, the police asked the Lieutenant for his location.

Checking his map, he gave them the coordinates.

The case remains unsolved...and local police are now asking citizens to keep an eye out for an Alzheimer's patient accompanied by a 2LT holding a map and compass.
there you go Richard, I clarified it for you.....
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Old 07-31-2012, 19:05   #3
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Damn, I wish it weren't so.
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