07-19-2012, 22:02
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Area Commander
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Location: Raeford, NC
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Ex-wife
The ex-wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection .
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills !
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"If one day you decide to know yourself...you'll have to choose the warrior path...You'll reach the darkness of your spirit.... Then, if you overcome your fears....You will know who you are."
"De Oppresso Liber"
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07-20-2012, 07:05
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Quiet Professional
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Location: St. Pauls, NC
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HaHa!
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07-20-2012, 08:38
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Quiet Professional (RIP)
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Location: Carriere,Ms.
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney
SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
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07-20-2012, 10:48
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Asset
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Walla Walla, WA
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Kind of like the
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that made her look sexy, so I came back drunk."
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07-20-2012, 15:10
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Quiet Professional (RIP)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Carriere,Ms.
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Best Divorce Letter Ever......... 
Big Teddy 
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney
SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
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07-20-2012, 18:43
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Area Commander
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Location: USA-Germany
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"There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. "
-Louis CK
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“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.” –Greek proverb
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