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Old 07-19-2012, 22:02   #1
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Ex-wife

The ex-wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection .

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills !
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Old 07-20-2012, 07:05   #2
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Old 07-20-2012, 08:38   #3
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ROTFLMAO...........

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Old 07-20-2012, 10:48   #4
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Kind of like the

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that made her look sexy, so I came back drunk."
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Old 07-20-2012, 15:10   #5
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Best Divorce Letter Ever.........

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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver

SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney

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Old 07-20-2012, 18:43   #6
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"There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. "

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