[B]The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500 - man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama,Arkansas,Georgia,Kentucky,Mississippi,West Virginia,Missouri,Virginia,and Texas boys will be dropped off into Afganistan/Iran and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1.The season opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like fried chicken & biscuits.
4. They HATE beer,monster trucks,country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afganistan/Iran to be over by COB Friday.
I hope all who read thi enjoy it..My feeble atempt to bring a smile to your faces....
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