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Old 07-13-2012, 10:10   #1
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Hillbilly vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem, but that it was expensive..

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry
bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can
(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'


At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky ,Louisiana Mississippi,

and parts of Georgia, Missouri, Virginia and West Virginia and..........

ALL of Washington DC.




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Old 07-13-2012, 10:18   #2
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That was a good one BMT.......

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Old 07-14-2012, 16:49   #3
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The store owner decided not to press charges
Hmmm...wonder who bought the lobster?
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Old 07-14-2012, 20:45   #4
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Hmmm...wonder who bought the lobster?
Probably some guy with crabs.

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