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Old 06-07-2012, 15:25   #1
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Zombie Bullets In High Demand Following Flesh-Eating Attacks

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Zombie Bullets In High Demand Following Flesh-Eating Attacks

DETROIT (WWJ) – Worried about a zombie attack? Buy zombie bullets.

Talk about zombies and a possible zombie apocalypse has increased due to recent gory accounts of drug-induced, flesh-eating attacks in the news.

Stores across the U.S., including in Metro Detroit, are getting in on the undead action by selling Zombie Bullets, made by Hornady Manufacturing

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/06/...ating-attacks/

In Michigan, the bullets are available at Cabela’s. You can find other retailers selling Zombie bullets at this link.
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Old 06-07-2012, 16:35   #2
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I'm gonna get some bug spray, slap a "zombie repellant" sticker on it and sell it at 500% markup.
some idiots will buy anything
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Old 06-07-2012, 16:41   #3
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Looks like the market for zombie themed products is growing. I've seen many zombie style targets as well. A comment at the bottom of the article, from your link, brings up a good point though;

"It occurs to me that it would be a bad idea to load your personal defensive firearm with this "zombie" ammo. Can you imagine how the prosecuting attorney would use it against you in front of a jury, even though it is really no different than the equivalent non-zombie ammo?"

It was recommended to me, by an attorney, to stick with "gold dot" ammo since many in law enforcement use it. I guess it could save you from zombies and lawyers
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Old 06-08-2012, 09:04   #4
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hahahahahaha til somebody gets hurt. Ammunition should be treated seriously.
The non-gun owner who buys a box and displays it in his (office) cube. hahaahahahah until there's a fire and a FireFighter gets dropped by a cook off.

Besides a Zombie Round has a special charge in the projectile that explodes inside the Zombie (hopefully his/her head) causing an enhanced destructive effect. (World War Z).

Irresponsible.
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:20   #5
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Looks like the market for zombie themed products is growing. I've seen many zombie style targets as well. A comment at the bottom of the article, from your link, brings up a good point though;

"It occurs to me that it would be a bad idea to load your personal defensive firearm with this "zombie" ammo. Can you imagine how the prosecuting attorney would use it against you in front of a jury, even though it is really no different than the equivalent non-zombie ammo?"

It was recommended to me, by an attorney, to stick with "gold dot" ammo since many in law enforcement use it. I guess it could save you from zombies and lawyers
But your defense could be. "Judge, I thought he was already dead and I feared for my life so I did what I had to do."
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:22   #6
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I'm gonna get some bug spray, slap a "zombie repellant" sticker on it and sell it at 500% markup.
some idiots will buy anything
I'll buy 6 cans,do you give a discount to QP's,say like 50% per can?........

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hahahahahaha til somebody gets hurt. Ammunition should be treated seriously.
The non-gun owner who buys a box and displays it in his (office) cube. hahaahahahah until there's a fire and a FireFighter gets dropped by a cook off.

Besides a Zombie Round has a special charge in the projectile that explodes inside the Zombie (hopefully his/her head) causing an enhanced destructive effect. (World War Z).

Irresponsible.
Every party,has a party,that's why we invited you Dozer----party pooper.....

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Every party,has a party,that's why we invited you Dozer----party pooper.....Big Teddy
Yup, thought the same thing as I posted it.
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Old 06-09-2012, 08:24   #9
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When will people realize it's not the type of ammo you use on Zombies, it's shot placement. Sheesh!
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Zombie Bullets In High Demand Following Flesh-Eating Attacks

DETROIT (WWJ) – Worried about a zombie attack? Buy zombie bullets.

Talk about zombies and a possible zombie apocalypse has increased due to recent gory accounts of drug-induced, flesh-eating attacks in the news.

Stores across the U.S., including in Metro Detroit, are getting in on the undead action by selling Zombie Bullets, made by Hornady Manufacturing

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/06/...ating-attacks/

In Michigan, the bullets are available at Cabela’s. You can find other retailers selling Zombie bullets at this link.
This is The Comedy Zone material. Hornady is laughing all the way to the bank......
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Old 06-09-2012, 12:42   #11
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The problem with "zombie" bullets is you can only kill them by shooting them in the brain(Per Maggie,who watch's that show,not my kind of entertainment)or chop off their head......... Shooting someone in the brain isn't quite that easy a shot,is it?... But trying to chop off their head,you can get in from behind them which seems a lot easier and saves you money since "zombie" bullets are quite expensive... Just saying.

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If the Zombie Apocalypse ever does come to pass, my plan is to simply hole up in the Winchester!
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If the Zombie Apocalypse ever does come to pass, my plan is to simply hole up in the Winchester!
you're toast. You got a keep movin' they stack up and it won't matter how much ammo you have. Remeber the guy in the gun shop in Dawn of the Dead? You'll starve.
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Gents, here's an easy way to save on ammo.

Just Zombie proof your house ......

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You just need to get the real zombie bullets. I have ROB ZOMBIE bullets. Real zombies are so afraid of Rob Zombie that the bullets are just an afterthought.
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