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Old 06-04-2012, 05:51   #1
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January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
>>>Transvestites<<<<< 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
>>>>Enlarged Prostates<<<< 8,249
>>>>>Breast Implants<<<<< 59,350
Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that all 535 congress representatives had no balls.

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Old 06-04-2012, 10:47   #2
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Airport TSA Screening Statistics




January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
>>>Transvestites<<<<< 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
>>>>Enlarged Prostates<<<< 8,249
>>>>>Breast Implants<<<<< 59,350
Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that all 535 congress representatives had no balls.

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535 congress representatives had no balls.
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