05-27-2012, 09:12
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Stranger Danger
It's 3:30AM, you are awoken by a drunk, beautiful, 21 year old woman stranger that just entered your house.
What do you do?
Shoot her.
Shooters, are both psychiatrists. "Shall do no harm" doesn't apply.
I think this is the first sign of the apocalypse.
Zoey Ripple you are welcome at my house anytime! 
http://www.denverpost.com/commented/...mmented-sports
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05-27-2012, 09:18
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In this case I believe I would have resorted to Hand to Hand
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05-27-2012, 09:45
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Homeowners well within their rights to shoot.
sf
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05-27-2012, 09:53
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Homeowners well within their rights to shoot.
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I could not agree more, I just love the hypocrisy in such a left wing liberal town.
Wonder what the doctors would have thought after they shot a 10 year old "in the dark" that was sleep walking.........
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05-27-2012, 09:54
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A 2 million dollar home without adequate security to keep out a 21 year old drunk girl?
Pat
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05-27-2012, 09:58
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Good thing it wasn't my house - the wife would have been pissed.  (Cause the 870 on my side of the bed has a light on it and I can identify what I'm shooting [or not shooting] at.)
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05-27-2012, 10:22
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First we deport that Russian redhead, now we are shooting cute young blondes...What are the odds Ms. Ripple giggled at the husband, at which point the wife grabbed away the gun and shot her?
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05-27-2012, 10:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stfesta
Homeowners well within their rights to shoot.
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I'd rather go along with PRBs choice instead........ 
Big Teddy 
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05-27-2012, 12:28
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Just like the kid in Animal House
who had the Playboy bunny land in his bed, I woulda looked up and said "Thank you God."
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05-27-2012, 17:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PSM
A 2 million dollar home without adequate security to keep out a 21 year old drunk girl?
Pat
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Odd, no?
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05-27-2012, 17:23
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If a 21 year old drunk college girl wandered into the bedroom and the dog had not barked and I had not heard any of the alarms. The dog would probably be wondering why he was now an outside dog sharing a dog house with a drunk 21 yeard old for the night. My interior alarms would be replaced with tin cans and string.
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05-27-2012, 17:57
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Quote:
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A 2 million dollar home without adequate security to keep out a 21 year old drunk girl?
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Does not matter how much the house is worth, they left the screen door unlocked. She is lucky they only shot here in the hip.
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05-27-2012, 18:06
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Given that it is Boulder, I wonder if the young trespasser had consumed any other substances other than alcohol.
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05-27-2012, 18:11
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Hmmm...I wonder if Mr. Justice really doesn't know Zoey or if she'd been there before...perhaps when the Mrs. was out?
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05-27-2012, 21:45
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I'd have handcuffed her. Whips and chains optional...
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