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Old 05-24-2012, 06:42   #1
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Presidential Picture

George Washington: $1 dollar bill

Abe Lincoln: $5 dollar bill

Alexander Hamilton: $10 dollar bill

Andrew Jackson: $20 dollar bill

Ulysses Grant: $50 dollar bill

Ben Franklin: $100 dollar bill

And finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!!!
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Old 05-24-2012, 08:48   #2
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George Washington: $1 dollar bill

Abe Lincoln: $5 dollar bill

Alexander Hamilton: $10 dollar bill

Andrew Jackson: $20 dollar bill

Ulysses Grant: $50 dollar bill

Ben Franklin: $100 dollar bill

And finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!!!
Very funny indeed.....

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Old 05-24-2012, 10:59   #3
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George Washington: $1 dollar bill

Abe Lincoln: $5 dollar bill

Alexander Hamilton: $10 dollar bill

Andrew Jackson: $20 dollar bill

Ulysses Grant: $50 dollar bill

Ben Franklin: $100 dollar bill

And finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!!!
In my studies of US history, I somehow missed the Franklin and Hamilton administrations.
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:23   #4
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ZonieDiver Sir,

I wasn't intentionally implying that Franklin or Hamilton, either one, served as POTUS. I intended "Presidential Picture" to refer to BHO's picture, but I do appreciate your calling my mistake, Sir.
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In my studies of US history, I somehow missed the Franklin and Hamilton administrations.
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I'm glad you straighten me out also......... I knew I was getting old and thought I forgotten that they were presidents........ I'm knew I was right originally that they weren't but convinced myself I probably was wrong........

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Old 05-24-2012, 11:59   #6
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I'm glad you straighten me out also......... I knew I was getting old and thought I forgotten that they were presidents........ I'm knew I was right originally that they weren't but convinced myself I probably was wrong........

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Big Teddy, didn't you serve with General Grant?
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And finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!!!
FWIW - we don't have paper food stamps - the paper stamps were replaced years ago with the introduction of the EBT debit cards.

http://www.fns.usda.gov/snap/rules/L...tion/about.htm

Could be funnier if the list had the Clinton $3 and the Obama $1,000,000,000,000 bills...or...the Obama $3 bill (as our first gay President, according to Newsweek).

And so it goes...

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Old 05-24-2012, 12:32   #8
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Big Teddy, didn't you serve with General Grant?
You've got the right war,but the wrong side TS....... Don't forget I live in southern mississippi,it was Robert E. Lee.........

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This is outrageous; you've gone too far.

As the First Gay POTUS, his face rightfully belongs on the 3-dollar bill.
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...... and the Obama $1,000,000,000,000 bills...

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Here ya go ......
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Old 05-25-2012, 19:17   #11
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The denomination should be the $.01 food stamp. $1.00 is way more than he deserves.

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Old 06-08-2012, 17:05   #12
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If his bill was based on worth you couldn't put his face on a pile of dog crap.
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This is outrageous; you've gone too far.

As the First Gay POTUS, his face rightfully belongs on the 3-dollar bill.
Here you go Dusty.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/President-Oba...9wg~~60_57.JPG
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