05-19-2012, 10:48
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30 kids and counting
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...kb_3jl7IwNyX-g
So many things wrong with this story it is hard to pick a starting point. Reading it did give me a good chuckle to start the day so I thought I would share.
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05-19-2012, 10:53
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05-19-2012, 11:20
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Stalwart citizens such as this gentleman comprise the cornerstone of a solid economy as well as represent the ideal role model for today's youngsters.
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05-19-2012, 12:13
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I think he's trying to boost the economy in his own little way ..... Just think of all the father's day gifts he'll be getting.
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05-19-2012, 12:48
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He should have been neutered after two.
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05-19-2012, 13:47
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Originally Posted by The Reaper
He should have been neutered after two.
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10. He has always wanted a big family
9. He enjoys making them
8. Women are lining up just to have his babies he’s irresistable
7. The gross of condoms he bought a long time ago are all defective
6. He doesn’t use condoms
5. These women all tricked him
4. It’s nobody else’s business how many babies he makes
3. He read somewhere in the bible to Go Forth and Multiply
2. He has no idea as to where babies come from
1. He is just an F***ing idiot that does not care
Yes FIX the bastard.
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05-19-2012, 14:28
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Yes FIX the bastard.
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The democrats would disagree.....
That's atleast 30 voters right now and 30 more in 18 years.
60 total entitlement, unemployed occupy types that the current administration would applaud.
I can here the Chief Entitlement Leader of the Uniter States now, "Those thirty welfare children could have been mine....."
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05-20-2012, 17:31
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He wants help from the state to pay for his actions? Aren't most of those mothers already getting assistance for what he did? What a fu*king irresponsible idiot. He needs to be locked up and made to work at hard labor to feed those kids. All of those children are going to grow up wondering where their father is and end up emotionally and psychologically damaged.
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05-20-2012, 19:27
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He wants help from the state to pay for his actions? Aren't most of those mothers already getting assistance for what he did? What a fu*king irresponsible idiot. He needs to be locked up and made to work at hard labor to feed those kids. All of those children are going to grow up wondering where their father is and end up emotionally and psychologically damaged.
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In a perfect world they would grow up wondering where their father is. In their world this is the norm. I seriously doubt if any of them will be seen looking into the camera some day from the sidelines saying " Hi Dad." You should have to pass a means test in order to bring children into this world.
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05-20-2012, 20:02
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He mosdef somebody babydaddy up in dat mug if he be payin' out a dollah fo'tynine a ho.
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05-21-2012, 16:53
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You know, if it can be genetically proven that you have spawned a bastard without the means to support it, you should be arrested.
They should take you into a cell, shackled, and drop your trou, put your junk on the table, and smash one ball with a hammer. Then you would be told why this happened, and that the next one will cost you the remaining testicle. Two per male should be the limit after that. You would then be released.
I believe that this would do wonders for abstinence, the marriage rate, unwanted pregnancies, employment efforts, child support, prison overcrowding, male sopranos, illegal aliens, and welfare, all in one fell swoop, as it were.
Just a modest proposal.
TR
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05-21-2012, 17:34
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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
The democrats would disagree.....
That's atleast 30 voters right now and 30 more in 18 years.
60 total entitlement, unemployed occupy types that the current administration would applaud.
I can here the Chief Entitlement Leader of the Uniter States now, "Those thirty welfare children could have been mine....."
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TS, I think your math may be off a bit. If the kids take after dad it could be as many as 900. 30 X 30=900. Call it entitlement multiplication.
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05-21-2012, 17:57
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male sopranos
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05-21-2012, 18:57
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Wow, just wow... he should be renamed... Piggalo, Welfare Gigolo... then he should be castrated without anesthesia, in public.
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05-22-2012, 03:08
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he just fell through the cracks!
Am I the only one who sees that this poor fellow is simply a product of our unforgiving society? We should pay all his bills, and make the world a better place. I'm sure he means well, and is just misunderstood
I feel bad for the kids. Growing up without a father is no joke. But hey, at least they'll have $1.49 a month to fall back on when the going gets tough
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