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Old 05-06-2012, 19:47   #1
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WOMEN

WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
... after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.
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Old 05-06-2012, 20:02   #2
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Snaque ..... I can see where you may have possibly gotten the two mixed up just a tad ....

Whiskey, like women, will give you one HELL of a headache the next day, if you've had too much, and will NEVER let you forget about it.
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Old 05-06-2012, 21:12   #3
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Snaque ..... I can see where you may have possibly gotten the two mixed up just a tad ....

Whiskey, like women, will give you one HELL of a headache the next day, if you've had too much, and will NEVER let you forget about it.
Yes but it goes away....
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Old 05-07-2012, 13:23   #4
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Great post,very funny.........

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Old 05-07-2012, 19:16   #5
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I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.
Beer too...
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