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Old 10-05-2004, 18:34   #1
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RIP Rodney

Sadly, Rodney Dangerfield passed away today at the age of 82. That SOB could always make me laugh.
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Old 10-05-2004, 18:38   #2
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Sad news, he was one of my all time favorites. I was going to post a joke in here but I'll wait 'till morning.
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Old 10-05-2004, 18:40   #3
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He sure was one funny man. RIP Rodney, may you "get some respect".
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Old 10-05-2004, 18:49   #4
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Originally Posted by Bill Harsey
Sad news, he was one of my all time favorites. I was going to post a joke in here but I'll wait 'till morning.

Bill:

I think he would like the joke, I wouldn't wait.

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Old 10-05-2004, 19:02   #5
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Helluva guy, very funny.

RIP Rodney.

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Old 10-05-2004, 21:12   #6
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I never thought he was funny, but I'm sorry he's dead.

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Old 10-06-2004, 00:48   #7
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The "Triple Lindy" dive he did in "Back To School" cracks me up every time.

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Old 10-06-2004, 11:39   #8
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RIP. A great comedian. I still crack up from the same lines I've heard a million times. Caddyshack was his finest performance, I think, although there were many others.
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Old 10-06-2004, 11:41   #9
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Couldn't Agree More about Caddyshack. He has always been one of my favorite comedians (Much to the Dismay of My Mother)
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Old 10-06-2004, 19:22   #10
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A sampling of comedian Rodney Dangerfield (news)'s one-liners:


Reuters Slideshow: Comic Rodney Dangerfield Dies




Oct. 5, 2004, Joke of the Day on Dangerfield's Web site:


"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'"


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"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother."


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"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream."


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"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'"


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"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."


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"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."


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"When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me."


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"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names — hers and her mother's."





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"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."

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"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."



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Old 10-06-2004, 19:42   #11
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Nice tribute, Doc.
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