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Three Women In Mexico
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, even though not one can remember what they did the night before. The first woman, a brunette, is strapped in the electric chair and asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I am from Georgia Baptist University, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this woman to die, and they let her go.
The second one, a redhead, is strapped in and utters her last words, "I am from the University of Alabama School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Obviously, the law is on this woman's side, so they let her go. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and states, "Well, I'm an Electrical Engineer from The University of North Dakota, and I'll tell you right now, you're not gonna electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires over there."
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The question is never simply IF someone is lying, it's WHY. - Lie To Me
We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men - Boondock Saints
Iraq was never lost and Afghanistan was never quite the easy good war. Those in the media too often pile on and follow the polls rather than offer independent analysis. Campaign rhetoric and politics are one thing - the responsibility of governance is quite another.
- Victor Davis Hanson
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