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Old 04-18-2012, 12:35   #1
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Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: "Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, `Dad, cancel my allowance
immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please give my jewelry
to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never
talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.'"

The other man said: "Wow, he really said that?"

"Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said...`Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"

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Old 04-18-2012, 13:11   #2
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What ????

There's nothing wrong with the boy working for Obama's re-elction campaign, that his father should disown him like that .... <slap> ..... (freakin' robot)
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Old 04-18-2012, 14:10   #3
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What ????

There's nothing wrong with the boy working for Obama's re-elction campaign, that his father should disown him like that .... <slap> ..... (freakin' robot)
Lol...didn't see that one coming
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