CRAIGS LIST AD: FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, D.C.)

[JJ_BPK]

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, D.C.)

Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Of questionable pedigree.

Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii.

Does not appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently it was pampered over the years.

It doesn't work very often, but when it does, it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances.

I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate this manure spreader out of the country.

I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Washington, D.C.

Sounds legit..

[Destrier]

Well at least now we know how the shit is spread so evenly and abundantly in Washington D.C.

[tonyz]

It's time to retire that old BS spreader come this November.