After watching 'NAVY SEALs' one Saturday afternoon, an old retired SEAL Master Chief is feeling a bit nostalgic, so he puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.
After spending the evening in a small bar, he engages the resident rent-a-girl and follows her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "So...how am I doing, babe?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor, right now you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What the eff is that supposed to mean?"
She replies matter of factly, "Well...you're
knot hard, you're
knot in, and you're
knot getting your money back!"
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