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Old 03-20-2012, 08:36   #1
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The real meaning of MPH

As explained in blond terms, you have to see this one

With over a million views, I wonder how she will do in the divorce?
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Old 03-20-2012, 09:17   #2
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Lord........that made my teeth itch.

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Old 03-20-2012, 09:39   #3
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Shades of the kind of 'logic' I seem to encounter whenever I have to deal with any local government office around here.

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Old 03-20-2012, 12:09   #4
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I hope he doesn't suggest that she home-school their children.
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Old 03-20-2012, 12:30   #5
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Obviously, he didn't marry her for her brains.

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Old 03-20-2012, 16:59   #6
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I am sure that she is a very talented woman.

In some way. Just not math. Or logic.

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Old 03-20-2012, 19:09   #7
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Hope she stays fit. Fat AND stupid is unforgivable
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Old 03-20-2012, 20:53   #8
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Too funny. The best part is that at the end of the video, there's another blonde girl who does the "The real meaning of MPH: Response Video" where she defends the logically challenged girl. I am still unsure if she's just as dumb or if she's being sarcastic.

Either way, unreal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkX2...endscreen&NR=1
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Old 03-21-2012, 05:45   #9
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Obviously, he didn't marry her for her brains.

As TR pointed out, she's probably talented at some thing. I bet he's gonna miss that. "Stupid is as stupid does."
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:06   #10
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I hope he doesn't suggest that she home-school their children.
No, but she can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue
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That wasn't funny, it was painful.
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Old 03-25-2012, 07:39   #12
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I saw this couple on one of the morning talk shows yesterday - she wasn't pretending in that video, and he apologized profusely for leading her on like that and posting it on YouTube.

There's trouble in River City...but they looked as if they'll get over it.

And so it goes...

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