01-30-2012, 15:07
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Masturbation Notice
The Brits!
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01-30-2012, 15:37
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The recently refurbished toilet floors are not designed to handle your semen!
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The previous floors were! 
Pat
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01-30-2012, 15:42
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Gee, I wonder who gets to enforce the regulations. 
Nothing's a violation until you get caught. 
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01-30-2012, 16:15
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And they call us "Yanks" !
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Learn from the mistakes of others...you won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it ......it's CRAP. 
If you stay ready you don't have to get ready - an old Fireman
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01-31-2012, 07:21
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I love how, at the bottom, it says "Please inquire at the Library Help Desk if you have any questions."
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01-31-2012, 07:34
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Know anything about this one, Penn? 
Richard 
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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01-31-2012, 09:18
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Originally Posted by NORMAL550GIRL
Everybody knows this is a hoax posted by students, right?
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Which is maybe (  ** )why it was posted in this particular forum...right...
Richard
** wink wink
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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01-31-2012, 13:27
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Originally Posted by NORMAL550GIRL
Kinda figured, but since it was pretty funny one way or the other... I wasn't sure. Actually was kind of disappointed. |
oohh, please do tell...exactley what were you looking for???
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01-31-2012, 13:29
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I might have broke that rule on purpose, just because they said not too
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01-31-2012, 18:07
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LOL
Richard, that was perfect!
Last edited by Penn; 01-31-2012 at 18:11.
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01-31-2012, 19:53
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Originally Posted by Penn
LOL
Richard, that was perfect!
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I concur totally.........
Big Teddy
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
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SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
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02-01-2012, 00:37
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