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Old 01-21-2012, 07:38   #1
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A tough exam to grade...

How would you grade this one?

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* lunch and dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* the other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
* wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* when he only sleeps at night

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* you will never find an elephant that has only one hand

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
* very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* no time at all since the wall is already built

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack
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Old 01-21-2012, 08:09   #2
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I'd grade it an A-... just because I don't like to give an A+ on the first exam.

I love smart-assed kids!
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Old 01-21-2012, 08:45   #3
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Thank you Richard, you have made my day.

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Old 01-21-2012, 15:53   #4
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offer that individual a job...any job...great post
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Old 01-22-2012, 01:00   #5
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Def a great read. Thank you sir
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Old 02-12-2012, 00:53   #6
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