Tom Brady Meets God

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Upon his death, Tom Brady is sent to heaven. God meets him promptly at the pearly gates, and takes his hand, saying, "Follow me Tom. I'll show you to your home for the rest of eternity." As they walk through heaven, God stops at a small, modest, single story home. From the outside, a small deck and two windows are visible. In one of the windows is a little faded Patriots flag. Tom leaves God at the deck to go take a look inside. Inside he finds one small bedroom, a kitchenette, and a small bathroom. Smiling, Brady heads back out to the porch to thank God. As he walks through the front door, Tom happens to look across the street. To his surprise, a huge mansion comes into view. A massive flagpole, gigantic new Broncos flag waving proudly, accentuates a perfectly manicured enormous front lawn. Stone pillars carved to look like Tim Tebow front the massive three story structure. Awestruck, Brady glances around the back of the mansion to see a lavish swimming pool in the shape of a Bronco. Turning to God, Brady says, "You know, God, I don't want to seem ungrateful. However, I did win three superbowls, was elected to seven pro bowls, and was MVP of both the league and the superbowl twice. Why do i get this little shack and Tim Tebow gets that huge mansion?" Chuckling, God replied, "Tom that isn't Tebow's house. That's my house."