Achmed's 12 days of Christmas

[Sdiver]

Jeff Dunham just posted Achmed's 12 days of Christmas on his FB page, after asking people on his page to contribute.

Here it is .....

"On the twelfth day of Christmas, Achmed gave to me:
Twelve wives complaining,
Eleven nukes-a-nuking,
Ten tanks a-rolling,
Nine virgins dancing,
Eight ticking time bombs,
Seven sand storms swirling,
Six snipers sniping,
Five I Keel Yous!
Four broken ribs,
Three fuses fizzing,
Two goats to love,
.... and a bomb in an infidel's tree!"

[Gypsy]

That keels me!

[dr. mabuse]

Too funny.

I wonder if Achmed's driver's license indicates he is an organ donor.

Silence!

[DaveMatteson]

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you

(Jeff Dunham)

He is just too funny...the fact that he is NOT a Muslim Terrorist because he is "Made in China" just "Keeeeels me"!