Today's Inspiration

[MVP]

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became
very depressed because he had loved to play Golf .

One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an
elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was
standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along,
whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this
man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing
up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do
things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk
so happy, and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him
how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and
felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for
saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that
guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and
whooping and kicking up his heels again. He asked, 'Why are you so
happy anyway?'

He said, 'I'm NOT happy.

My balls itch.

[Gypsy]

Holy crap that was unexpected!