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Old 11-29-2011, 20:10   #1
tonyz
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Medical coverage

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a really
good looking nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all
of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to get on
the table and lie on his back. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of
her clothes off and climbs on top of him and proceeds to seduce him to the
max. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks;
"Not that I'm complaining but what brought that on?"

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a
vasectomy, if the man has a good ejaculation he will be more relaxed and
that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to complete.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are
going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds,
"They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have
ObamaCare.
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